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 * Gack! --Sunny Baudelaire, meaning "Look at that mysterious figure emerging from the fog!
 * If you enjoy books with happy endings than you are better off reading some other book. --Lemony Snicket.
 * We'd better serve the puttanesca, or who knows what Count Olaf will do to us. --Klaus Baudelaire
 * Fifty years ago there was a woman who left an enormous sum of money to her pet weasel... --Violet Baudelaire
 * Around the time of your weasel lady... --Klaus Baudelaire
 * Around the time of your weasel lady..Violet Baudelaire
 * We'd better serve the puttanesca, or who knows what Count Olaf will do to us.-- Klaus Baudelaire
 * Gack! ("Look at that mysterious figure emerging from the fog!") --Sunny Baudelaire
 * Well, Polly and I had better take our seats. Break a leg, Baudelaires!--Mr.Poe
 * Anything? Anything? Would you, for instance, consider marrying me during tomorrow night's performance?--Count Olaf